Columbia President, Miss Teen South Carolina Make Time's Awkward

Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton has become a YouTube sensation after giving a bumbling answer to a question during the Miss Teen USA beauty pageant. When asked at the Miss Teen USA pageant why some people can't read maps, Miss Teen South Carolina's response - which famously made reference to "U.S. Americans" - was so vapid as to make Paris Hilton look like an intellectual giant